© everlark

ssunshinetorain:

that guy selena was with is a billionaire hello daddy how are you





daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude





thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.



loveleemess:

i want a husband who will bake with our daughter

loveleemess:

i want a husband who will bake with our daughter



oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’


i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day



666hunnabruh:

Gucci Mane in jail until 2016 and you worried about who’s gonna be the next president, grow up.



cradily:

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

sounds like you werent invited to that sleepover..





justintaylors:

all the ships → bradin x callie



zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

video

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA



wsswatson:

"where’s the straight pride parade?!"

go outside

there you go

you found it



sighhborg:

SAME. SAME. SAME.  I am getting sad and lame cause I am thinking about the late night tinychats and ugh, sadness. I’m lame rn.

like i’d not only be online all night, but there was always at least one person from that arsenal that i would be on the phone with all night as well.

sighhborg:

SAME. SAME. SAME.
I am getting sad and lame cause I am thinking about the late night tinychats and ugh, sadness. I’m lame rn.

like i’d not only be online all night, but there was always at least one person from that arsenal that i would be on the phone with all night as well.